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Dear Michael Jackson

Dear Michael,
What the fuck is this?
There are fans out there who fight for you. There are people who dedicate a good portion of their lives to defending your name….
You make it very difficult for them when you continually prance around in front of the paparazzi dressed like a half witt.
And don’t pull out some […]

2 Guys 1 Horse: Reaction

Reaction video for “2 guys 1 horse” www.2guys1horse.com
This video features my friend “Go” (as seen in my most viewed “Bad Bondage Boys” video.

Pay To Piss

Sydney is not a good town to be unemployed in.. seriously… you literally have to pay to piss now.
So finally i got me a job.. now at least i can afford to relieve myself when needed.
Anyway.. i looked at this “Apartment” the other day.. yeh.. let’s just say it wasn’t exactly what i had in […]

Fabulous Webcam Setup

Who said video blogging had to be mediocre?
With this new Hollywood style webcam and lights set up, everyone can be a hollywood star!
wow.. i sound like a salesman..
I’m not, i just think these things are super fab!
Check it out

American Idiots

Working in a big Sydney hotel, obviously i see a lot of international guests.
This is just a couple of stories of questions i have had from American guests..
I am NOT bashing!!
I’m totally paranoid now that it looks like i am some kind of American Hater.. I’m Really Not!
I love the US.. I really wanna move […]

GayClay fans are fucked up!!

Ok so i must start by confessing that until the internet got flooded with the news that this Clay guy has finally come out of the closet, i had never heard of him…
That aside, i must say….. His fans are a seriously fucked up breed!
i was directed to a Clay Fan Forum to read some […]

The Man In The Mask

We see pics of people covering their heads in a scarfs and hats pretending to be Michael Jackson every few weeks, it’s a game i am very used to cracking..
But this time.. i actually think it is Michael in that white mask with Pamela Anderson….
The mannerisms all seem to match… and look at this pic.. […]

Mariah Carey fires manager

Mariah Carey has apparently fired Benny Medina, her manager and will now represent herself!!
I find this funny and really rather curious seeing, as far as i can tell… she cannot even appropriately dress herself, so how does she think she is going to manage her career!?
meh, she’s a talentless old pig anyway, so i don’t […]

Stuck in a nut

Remember that dude from Hong Kong who almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal park bench?
It would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his cock and then accidentally got an erection which almost […]

Quote: George W

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
- George W Bush

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