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iPad + Velcro = Love!

iPad + Velcro from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

I love this.. the worlds two greatest inventions, working in unity.
What a glorious thing!

Megan Fox’s Super Bowl Thumbjob

I love that they used a ‘Thumb Double’ in Megan Fox’s Super Bowl commercial! that makes me smile.

FFF: Fellatio For Facelift

Dear Heidi Montags Plastic Surgeon: Fellation For Facelift ??
Call Me!

A Gay Christian - WTF!!?

So it turns out that the guy i have been seeing is actually a Christian.. I just don’t know how to deal with that.

HOT new GaGa video!

‘OH Em Gee’ You Guys.. Have you seen the new Lady GaGa video for Paparazzi yet?
It’s stylish, artistis, and fucking loopy all rolled into one.. and by far her greatest video to date.
It makes me so moist for what’s to come.. i can hardly wait.

HOT Talent!

I don’t know anything about this video other than that i am totally addicted! Check out the spectacular voice, rhythm and moves in this spectacular music video!
I have no idea if it is suppose to be a joke or not! I would have thought so, but it is performed with such a straight face, it […]

Fat and Skinny And The Good Old Days!

Jessica Simpson is fat for a change, Lindsay Lohan is skinny again.
But deep down, i miss the old days.. back in 2007, we were spoiled with so much real celebrity drama that we didn’t even care who was gaining or loosing weight.
2009 is boring in comparison!
If you haven’t subscribed to my YouTube channel yet… What […]

I’m Such a Jackson Whore!

SO annying… i had just shot this and was half was through editing when i read online that La Toya had been evicted!
rather than scrapping the whole video, i just decided to finish editing and post it anyway.
By the way, i know i did a terrible job of the chroma key.. i really have no […]

Dear Michael Jackson

Dear Michael,
What the fuck is this?
There are fans out there who fight for you. There are people who dedicate a good portion of their lives to defending your name….
You make it very difficult for them when you continually prance around in front of the paparazzi dressed like a half witt.
And don’t pull out some […]