He’s Just Not That Into Me

By TJ | January 30, 2010

So, as mentioned in my recent video, Cardigan Cunt, i actually met a really awesome guy.. I even thought he might be “Mister Right” - but unfortunately, it doesn’t seem he can say the same about me!

We met on some internet dating site.. Yes, it’s all very Gen-Y here.
We chatted on the net, and on the phone for several days and eventually met for a lovely and romantic first date… It was great. It was like we already knew each other - Great chemistry, no awkwardness.. Not to mention, he’s funny and very cute. (and sexy as hell in his form-fitting shirt, showing off his gym-toned bod)

Anyway.. things felt great.. I though i had FINALLY sorted through all losers and bad dates and met someone Perfect.

He came over a couple of days later and it was all very great.. I was excited. I thought i had finally found the romance i had been craving for a long time.

Yeah.. and then he stopped calling… Totally went cold.

and to make it worse, i was chatting to a friend about it, and he suggested i watch “He’s Just Not That Into You”..
I’m not sure why i went along with that.. it turned me into a total stalker bitch.. i kept making excuses like he must have lost his phone, or been run over by a taxi. Millions of reasons why he hasn’t called.

But a couple of days, i woke up and smelled the coffee.. It’s true - He’s Just Not That Into Me.

Fucking Cunt!