TiK ToK TabloidJunk (Ke$ha Cover)
Alright, Listen Up Mother-Fucker… The Party Don’t Start Till I Walk In, Got It?”
Please Hug Our Trees
You can Picnic on the grass, Hug the trees, AND Talk to the birds.. but feeding the birds, or riding a bicycle is stepping over the line.
CELINE Through The Eyes Of The World REVIEW
So i went and saw the new Celine Dion film: Through The Eyes Of The World.
Check out my video review. You can even watch in mute so my voice doesn’t distract you from my gorgeous new Jesus inspired hair!
ENJOY!
We Are The World 25
When i first heard they were re-doing We Are The World, i didn’t really understand why. I mean.. why fuck with a classic which meant so much in its time?
But after seeing this video, i get it. The song sends a message of Peace & Love that needs to be heard.
I am so glad Michael Jackson was included. He wrote the song, and it would never be the same without him. Michael was all about Healing The World long before it was the ‘in’ thing. It would have been a crime to exclude him from this.
Megan Fox’s Super Bowl Thumbjob
I love that they used a ‘Thumb Double’ in Megan Fox’s Super Bowl commercial! that makes me smile.
Would You Like Vomit With That?
My latest video for the Gaydee Bunch collab channel.
Talking about some of my many terrible dates, and also about queer TV and movies.
check out the rest of the guys and gals on the Gaydee Bunch collab channel HERE
He’s Just Not That Into Me
So, as mentioned in my recent video, Cardigan Cunt, i actually met a really awesome guy.. I even thought he might be “Mister Right” - but unfortunately, it doesn’t seem he can say the same about me!
We met on some internet dating site.. Yes, it’s all very Gen-Y here.
We chatted on the net, and on the phone for several days and eventually met for a lovely and romantic first date… It was great. It was like we already knew each other - Great chemistry, no awkwardness.. Not to mention, he’s funny and very cute. (and sexy as hell in his form-fitting shirt, showing off his gym-toned bod)
Anyway.. things felt great.. I though i had FINALLY sorted through all losers and bad dates and met someone Perfect.
He came over a couple of days later and it was all very great.. I was excited. I thought i had finally found the romance i had been craving for a long time.
Yeah.. and then he stopped calling… Totally went cold.
and to make it worse, i was chatting to a friend about it, and he suggested i watch “He’s Just Not That Into You”..
I’m not sure why i went along with that.. it turned me into a total stalker bitch.. i kept making excuses like he must have lost his phone, or been run over by a taxi. Millions of reasons why he hasn’t called.
But a couple of days, i woke up and smelled the coffee.. It’s true - He’s Just Not That Into Me.
Fucking Cunt!
They Say I’m Superficial
This is a bunch of left over footage from my little lip-sync part of my “Fellatio For Facelift” video… Thought i’d re-edit it into a fun little clip.. better than letting it go to waste.
Aside from the 5 o’clock shaddow, i think i make a pretty ok looking girl.. haha.
