Megan Fox’s Super Bowl Thumbjob
I love that they used a ‘Thumb Double’ in Megan Fox’s Super Bowl commercial! that makes me smile.
Would You Like Vomit With That?
My latest video for the Gaydee Bunch collab channel.
Talking about some of my many terrible dates, and also about queer TV and movies.
check out the rest of the guys and gals on the Gaydee Bunch collab channel HERE
He’s Just Not That Into Me
So, as mentioned in my recent video, Cardigan Cunt, i actually met a really awesome guy.. I even thought he might be “Mister Right” - but unfortunately, it doesn’t seem he can say the same about me!
We met on some internet dating site.. Yes, it’s all very Gen-Y here.
We chatted on the net, and on the phone for several days and eventually met for a lovely and romantic first date… It was great. It was like we already knew each other - Great chemistry, no awkwardness.. Not to mention, he’s funny and very cute. (and sexy as hell in his form-fitting shirt, showing off his gym-toned bod)
Anyway.. things felt great.. I though i had FINALLY sorted through all losers and bad dates and met someone Perfect.
He came over a couple of days later and it was all very great.. I was excited. I thought i had finally found the romance i had been craving for a long time.
Yeah.. and then he stopped calling… Totally went cold.
and to make it worse, i was chatting to a friend about it, and he suggested i watch “He’s Just Not That Into You”..
I’m not sure why i went along with that.. it turned me into a total stalker bitch.. i kept making excuses like he must have lost his phone, or been run over by a taxi. Millions of reasons why he hasn’t called.
But a couple of days, i woke up and smelled the coffee.. It’s true - He’s Just Not That Into Me.
Fucking Cunt!
They Say I’m Superficial
This is a bunch of left over footage from my little lip-sync part of my “Fellatio For Facelift” video… Thought i’d re-edit it into a fun little clip.. better than letting it go to waste.
Aside from the 5 o’clock shaddow, i think i make a pretty ok looking girl.. haha.
Cunty Cardigan
So now i live in the gay district… i have to day gay district things with my spare time…. Like meditation.. and a fashion upgrade.
Fucking Fabulous Fridays
My first video for the fabulous new Queer YouTube collab channe; “The Gaydee Bunch”
Meet the Gaydee Bunch!!
So i am part of the New and totally fabulous LGBT YouTube collab Channel “The Gaydee Bunch”
- Here is a little video i put together introducing the family 
Week One starts January 18th. - Stay Tuned.
